Getting “singing ‘Take me Home Tonight’ at girls at the bar” drunk. TFM.
George H.W. Bush wearing socks with his own face on them. TFM.
Threatening her with “going public” with nude photos that you’ve already shown all of your brothers anyway. TFM.
Buzz Aldrin being the second man on the moon, but the first to piss himself on it. TFM.
Noticing the deterioration of pledge blazers as the semester progresses. TFM.
Your professor whispering, “You smell like a brewery,” as she hands you your final. TFM.
Not knowing whether to study for finals or hell week. TPM.
Telling your professor, “It’s not you, its me,” after getting called out for leaving class 15 minutes into the lecture. TFM.
Getting a Christmas tree as tall as your house. TFM.
What seems to be the problem here, officers?