Santa’s little helpers. TFM.

Unleashing John Taffer-like “you better shape up” rage on the pledges. TFM.

Lending a pledge your car, then reporting it stolen. TFM.

"Bend over and I’ll show ya!" - Clark W. Griswold. TFM.

Getting her sent to standards because you have none. TFM.

"Because it’s tradition" being your excuse for doing just about anything that seems like a bad idea. TFM.

Buzz Lightyear’s “shoot first, ask questions later” policy. TFM.

Preparing for the worst and expecting the worst. TPM.

Having sex wearing a Santa hat. TFM.

Using personal experience as a trump card while arguing with your doctor over how much alcohol is a lethal amount. TFM.